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Fact: Dave Grohl stopped smoking pot because of the Kardashians’ TV show

This is a remarkable but true life story by none other than Dave Grohl.

“I stopped doing drugs when I was about 20 years old,” the Foo Fighters frontman told The Sun. “But I recently thought, ‘Oh, I’m going to start smoking pot again to cure insomnia.'”

Seems reasonable, right? But this is where Grohl’s story takes a bizarre twist.

“I’d put the kids to bed, go upstairs and smoke a bit of pot,” Grohl said. “But then I’d get stuck in front of the Kardashians on TV for 45 minutes. And it freaked me out. I was like, ‘I’m never doing this ever again.’

“It’s definitely not for me.”

The end — almost. Before we let you go, we’ll remind you of the time Neil Young told Howard Stern the secret trick he uses when he gets too high. Ever tried that before, Dave?